masth jokes..............
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college
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New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
&
I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.
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A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r maried.
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to develop the mind;
girls go to college
to catch them before this happens
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Why?
Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
.
.
.
Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
.
.
.
It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
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Santa goes to a library
and asks for a book `Psycho- the Rapist`
The librarian searches,
comes back and says:
“Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist”
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might
watch him from the key hole
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Principle said to Students:
You People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p
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Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the
company shifted and didn’t tell me where…
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C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college
-------------------------------------------------
New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
&
I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.
--------------------------------------------------
A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r maried.
----------------------
to develop the mind;
girls go to college
to catch them before this happens
---------------------------
Why?
Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
------------------------------------------
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
.
.
.
Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
.
.
.
It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
------------------------------------
Santa goes to a library
and asks for a book `Psycho- the Rapist`
The librarian searches,
comes back and says:
“Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist”
----------------------------------------------------------------
Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might
watch him from the key hole
--------------------------------------
Principle said to Students:
You People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!
-------------------------------------
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p
----------------------------------------------
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the
company shifted and didn’t tell me where…
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