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The whole Angkor period spans for more than VI centuries, and more precisely from IX till XV century. During this period the Khmer empire reached its maximum splendor as one of the most powerful southeast asian kingdoms. In this period the whole area of Angkor was buit. We can consider Jayavarman II as the man that started everything. He define himself Devaraja (good king) and he established the Khmer empire in 802.


Angkor Wat temples After him, Indravarman, a king considered by many of its time an usurper: we prefer to remember him for starting building the Baray, a complex irrigation system to bring waters in the area of Angkor. He also started to build the Bakong and the Preah Ko temples. His son Yasovarman went further in his father's project: he built the Phnom Bakheng and the Lolei temples, and with him, Angkor become the new capital of the kingdom. These two king further extent the Baray's system too.



Then the capital was moved to Koh Ker for a short period, under the kingdom of Jayavarman IV, an usurper, but after only 14 years Angkor become again the capital under Rajendravarman II. His son, Jayavarman V, was instead a great king, and with him the empire expanded to its maximum extent. Two wonderful temples, as Banteay Srei and Ta Keo were built.

After him, Udayaditavarman II built the pyramid of Baphuon and the western Mebon (we are now at the half of XI century), and here we are really close to the very peak of the Khmer civilization, two great king the left once forever their footstep in the history of this planet and they are Suryavarman II and Jayavarman II. The first king built Bang Melea but it also the one that built Angkor Wat. The second king has built Preach Khan, Ta Phrom and Angkor Thom.

As you will see with your eyes these last temple are traces of a high level civilization, with an exquisite taste for art. An enormous job that involved not only an army of thousands workers doing the hard job, building, moving rock and materials and so on. There was another parallel army of thousands of artists and artisans. Angkor Wat is also them. We will never know their names, or their faces, but what they left us fulfill our hearts with something magic. The walls of Angkor, they also speak about their lives, their customs, their salaries: Angkor was not only a religious place, but a capital crowded with a million people.

English Ain't Easy

So, you think English is easy, huh? Read to the end and see if you still think so.

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Sri Sri Sri Jaffanandha Swamiji



His Quotes

Behind Every Successful Man, There Is a Woman
-“Swami Vivekananda”

Behind Every Satisfied Woman, There Is a Tired Man
- “Sri Sri Sri Jaffanandha Swamiji”

Time to laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Last two are really good one…….I am still laughing

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Best answer by B.E students during viva...............





This is best answers by B.E students during viva. >---------------------> This one is for those who had nightmares during their Engineering Viva's (EEEs and ECEs). They bring back fond memories for those who care to smile at the past





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Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in A.C.as compared to D.C. ?
Candidate : An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.

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External (to student) : "Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC To pass through ?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK. DC comes straight, like this ----------, and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP, DOWN, UP DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor!" ------------------- good one : - )

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Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC?
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is AC. If it gets stuck, it was DC.

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Interviewer: H! ow will you reverse direction of an Induction motor?
Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the x-ud, turn the motor around, and put back the bolts.

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Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)

Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)

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Examiner: "What is a step-up transformer?"
Student: "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."
Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"
Student (hesitantly): "Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment or in a pit?"
Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is installed on the ground?"
( Student knows he is caught-can't answer )
Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"
Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"

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Examiner: Do you know Ohm's Law???
Student: Sure Sir...
Examiner: Well...Narrate me...
Student: Which one Sir?? 1st or 2nd Law???
Examiner (getting shocked): How many Ohm's Law do you know???
Student (with confidence): Well sir...there are two Ohm's Laws…Every one knows...
Examiner (Smiling): Ok. Then tell me the 2nd one.
Student (thinking and thinking): Sir…I can't remember the entire law exactly...But the last portion of the law I can remember.
Examiner: Ok. You tell me the last portion only.
Student: Well sir. The last portion of the law tells like "This is called Ohm's Law" !!!!!!

Mera Bharat Mahaan !!!

We live in a nation ,
• where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance police,
• Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%,
• Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free,
• Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity,
• Where the footwear, we wear ,are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath,
• Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous,
• Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.
• Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."

Incredible India,
MeraBharatMahaan.

Have you ever seen the sexiest foot wear ????

First time in the world history,

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guyz what do u think ...! ? is it ryt or worng..?

Ganguly and Sachin

Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old,
are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day talking about cricket, like they do every day
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I don’t know. But let's make a deal if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven,
and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.

One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!"

Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in
heaven?" "Well," says
Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the
good news first," says Ganguly.
Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."
Ganguly says, "That's
great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"
Sachin sighs and whispers,
"You are going to open the innings on Friday."

ONE MORE JOKE

Once upon a time there was an Indian (he was a cricket fan) India was playing a match at Eden gardens, but on the same day his wife was having a delivery he had no wishes of missing the match so he decided to watch the match and visit his wife later on.

The match began, two quick wickets fell. The fan was disappointed and he remembered his wife he picked up the phone and quickly dialed number.

He wanted to call the hospital but accidently called up the stadium, he asked the man on the other end thinking him to be the doctor 'so what's the result?'

The man replied 'It's still in process, two are out nine are left and the last one was a duck!'


EXAM BASED ON T20 FORMAT

Cricket has reached exciting levels with the introduction of twenty twenty ... Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions: -

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. Give free hit that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.

4. 1st 15 minutes power play that is no invigilator in the exam hall.

5. Introduce fair play awards.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college
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New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
&
I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.

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A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r maried.
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to develop the mind;
girls go to college
to catch them before this happens
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Why?
Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
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Santa goes to a library
and asks for a book `Psycho- the Rapist`
The librarian searches,
comes back and says:
“Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist”
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might
watch him from the key hole
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Principle said to Students:
You People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p
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Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the
company shifted and didn’t tell me where…
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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan

Operator:Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak toanyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someoneand you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wanthat our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident.Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan isbeing sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no onewas sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree .

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator:That's what I said. I'mSaw Ree ...




Caller: Oh .......God!! !