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One politician, One thief & One
Programmer died & went straight
to hell. Politician said "I miss my
country. I want to call my country
and see how everybody is doing
there."
She called and talked for about 5
minutes, then she asked "Well,
devil how much do I need to pay
for the call????
The devil says "Five million
dollars". The Politician wrote him
a cheque and went to sit back on
her chair.
Thief was so jealous! s, he starts
screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
the my group members, I want to
see how everybody is doing
there too"
He called and talked for about 2
minutes, then he asked "Well,
devil how much do I need to pay
for the call????
The devil says "Ten million
dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he
made a cheque and went to sit
back on his chair.
Programmer was even more
jealous & starts screaming, "I
want to call my IT friends too", He
called other IT person and he
talked for twenty hours about
various technologies and Project
Managers, he talked & talked &
talked, then he asked "Well, devil
how much do I need to pay for
the call????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Programmer is stunned & says
"Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
Devil says
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"Calling hell to hell is local call!!!
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A cricket match was in progress
between the Aussies & Indians at
Wankhade Stadium.
Bal Thackrey was sitting in the
balcony watching it.
He's very happy that the Pakies
are not there.
Suddenly Sachin hits a sixer to
McGrath and the ball lands up just
Next to Bal Thackrey's seat.
McGrath shouts, 'Hey! Gimme the
ball.'
Thackrey shouts back, 'Yey ,
Marathit bol.' ("speak in Marathi"
McGrath doesn't understand a
thing & repeats his statement.
This gets The same reply from
Thackrey.
Now, a security official standing
at the Boundary goes to McGrath
& tells him, 'Sir, He is Bal
Thackrey.'
Now McGrath is excited, (he has
heard about him) and
shouts, 'OH! BALL TAK REY.' (in
marathi it means "throw the Ball)
Bal Thackrey is happy and
throws the ball back to him.
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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man
of the house called a family meeting... on a
Saturday morning... after breakfast...
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit
the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I
use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home
telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I
always use my company mobile.
Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our
work telephones!
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Programmer died & went straight
to hell. Politician said "I miss my
country. I want to call my country
and see how everybody is doing
there."
She called and talked for about 5
minutes, then she asked "Well,
devil how much do I need to pay
for the call????
The devil says "Five million
dollars". The Politician wrote him
a cheque and went to sit back on
her chair.
Thief was so jealous! s, he starts
screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
the my group members, I want to
see how everybody is doing
there too"
He called and talked for about 2
minutes, then he asked "Well,
devil how much do I need to pay
for the call????
The devil says "Ten million
dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he
made a cheque and went to sit
back on his chair.
Programmer was even more
jealous & starts screaming, "I
want to call my IT friends too", He
called other IT person and he
talked for twenty hours about
various technologies and Project
Managers, he talked & talked &
talked, then he asked "Well, devil
how much do I need to pay for
the call????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Programmer is stunned & says
"Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
Devil says
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scroll down
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"Calling hell to hell is local call!!!
======================
A cricket match was in progress
between the Aussies & Indians at
Wankhade Stadium.
Bal Thackrey was sitting in the
balcony watching it.
He's very happy that the Pakies
are not there.
Suddenly Sachin hits a sixer to
McGrath and the ball lands up just
Next to Bal Thackrey's seat.
McGrath shouts, 'Hey! Gimme the
ball.'
Thackrey shouts back, 'Yey ,
Marathit bol.' ("speak in Marathi"
McGrath doesn't understand a
thing & repeats his statement.
This gets The same reply from
Thackrey.
Now, a security official standing
at the Boundary goes to McGrath
& tells him, 'Sir, He is Bal
Thackrey.'
Now McGrath is excited, (he has
heard about him) and
shouts, 'OH! BALL TAK REY.' (in
marathi it means "throw the Ball)
Bal Thackrey is happy and
throws the ball back to him.
===========================
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man
of the house called a family meeting... on a
Saturday morning... after breakfast...
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit
the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I
use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home
telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I
always use my company mobile.
Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our
work telephones!
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