Girlie jokes..........
1.TIT FOR TAT
A pretty girl was standing at a bus-stand. A boy walking along remarked. 'Chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein Kaise nikal aaya? (The moon is seen at night, how has it come out during the day?) 'Ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise biool raha hai?' (The owl hoots at night, how is it hooting in the day?) the girl replied with a smile.
2.Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho
3.
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION
4.Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
5.GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
6.man to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta
girl friend= kyun?
man =gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
man= 1 biwi aur 3 bacch
7.Boy & Girl in restaurant
Boy:-I Love u
Girl:-I dont Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:-I told u. No no & no
Boy :- Waiter,bring separate bills.
Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too.......
8.TTR Fined girls not having tickets:
Chudi girls fined Rs.100
Midi girls fined Rs.50
Half skirt girl fined Rs.25
Next girl was fined Rs.0
Why?
Why?
Coz she had a ticket!!!
9.Girl Friend: please talk to my father regarding our marriage!
(A day later)
Boy Friend: Oh My God I think we can’t marry my dear!
Girl Friend: why what happened? Did my father say anything?
Boy Friend: Nope!!!! I saw your sister in your home!!!!
10.What is bravery??
Coming home late at night in lover’s bike and mom waiting outside with broomstick to beat you, but you ask,” Hi Mummy still cleaning house”!!!!~!!!!
11.Whom to kiss:
Never kiss a lawyer, she will say,” I object this”
Never kiss a nurse, she will say,” who is next”
Always kiss a teacher she will say,” do it ten times
12.Love and
Everyone should love a girl because happiness alone is not life.
13.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, " Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws.
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